2020-06-21 14:45:00
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ScriptCarter Do you know that the only dog ever struck by lightening was right here in Egypt?
Edward I wish I’d met you before we were dead. You know technically, we could cross off two items – “see the pyramids” and “witness something majestic”. This is about as majestic as it gets.
Carter Wait till you see my mountain.
Edward Oh, yeah. Your mountain. Still. This ain’t half bad.
Carter You know the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about death. When their souls got to the entrance to heaven, the gods asked them 2 questions; their answers determined whether they were admitted or not.
Edward Ok. I’ll bite. What were they?
Carter Have you found joy in your life?
Edward Huh.
Carter Answer the question.
Edward Me?
Carter Yeah, you.
Edward Answer the question, "Have I found joy in my life?"
Carter Yes.
Edward Yes.
Carter Has your life brought joy to others?
Edward Ah, this type of question, I... I don’t know. I don’t think about how other people gauge ahh….ask them.
Carter I'm asking you.
Edward Fine, fine, let me put it to you this way - after the break up and the ensuing fleecing of the dad, Emily went to live with her mother. You know, you try to stay close, but it gets down to holidays, phone calls, birthday cards, you know. Anyway, Emily goes to college and joins one of her “save the poor people”, “the animals”, whatnot and meets a guy; decides she loves him. Good looking kid. Driven. Smart. But there was something about him. So, when she said they were engaged I told her I was against it. But, being my daughter, naturally, she went ahead and married him anyway. Needless to say, I wasn’t invited to the wedding.
Carter That must have hurt.
Edward You think?
Edward First time he hit her, she came to me. I wanted to bash his brains in. She wouldn’t let me. Said she loved him; said it wasn’t his fault he had had a few drinks, she was the one who picked the fight. Next time it happened she didn’t come to me, the ex told me. Nice to hear her voice again.
Carter What did you do?
Edward What any father would do. I took care of it. I called a guy, who called a guy who handles these kinds of things. Don’t know what he said, don’t know what he did. All I know is he didn’t kill him, and my daughter never heard from him again.
Carter How did she react?
Edward Called me names you wouldn’t believe and worse. Said I was dead to her. I am not proud of everything I did, but I’m pretty sure I’d do it all again. So, if they don’t let me into Egyptian heaven because my daughter hates me, well then I guess that’s just the way it goes.
However, you answer your two questions.
Carter How do we get down from this tomb?
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