2021-08-11 09:56:53
перевода на русский не будет, я принял ислам недостаточно наркотиков.
living 9 to 5 schedule is a bit untasty and horrible experience. thus, we need some weekday naming improvements.
monday mocks you all day all night and mocks you all right so let it be mockday.
tuesday is the only day of true business pain so we'd rather call it truesday.
wednesday, my dudes, cuts right to the chase and emits the middle finger right in your vacation-seeking face, hence the middlefingerday is the name.
thursday doesn't need so much improvements, we'll just rename it to thirsday since you are damn thirsty these days.
friday? huh? more like highday.
why do you even call saturdays saturdays? their language is sin and their flesh is a sin factory itself. satanday to say the least.
sunday has to meet their demise and re-disembark. clusterfuckday, just for the record.
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