The fatal connection between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.
Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846 and Kennedy in 1946. Lincoln was elected president in 1860 and Kennedy in 1960. Both were shot in the head. Both were shot on Friday. Lincoln's secretary's name was Kennedy. Secretary Kennedy's name was Lincoln. Lincoln and Kennedy's successors were named Johnson. Lincoln was assassinated in the Kennedy Theater. Kennedy was assassinated in a Lincoln automobile. Assassin Booth escaped from the theater and was captured in the attic. Killer Oswald escaped from the attic and was arrested in the theater.
