2023-03-24 01:54:55
Миллионы шутеек про ваху в GPT.
Некоторые даже неплохие, в принципе.
How many Astra Militarum does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, they'll all be dead before they get the chance.
How many Cadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he'll spend the whole time reminiscing about their days on Cadia before it was blown to bits.
How many Catachans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but only because the first one accidentally threw the bulb into the jungle during a grenade training exercise.
How many Aeldari does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but only because the first one saw a vision of their own death and had to be comforted by the second.
How many Necrons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but only because one is the Phaeron of the dynasty and the other is the Overlord, and they both want to take credit for the successful illumination.
How many Warhammer 40,000 players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're too busy reading lore books and arguing about whether the Horus Heresy was really justified.
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