#intermediate #joke
The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”A time traveler walks into a bar.
What did the DNA say to the other DNA?Do these genes make me look fat?
Explanation: This works on a couple of levels: as wordplay (genes vs. jeans) and as scientific fact (genes can determine(предопределить) body shape)
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.
The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”(путешествую налегке)
Explanation: Photons are particles representing an amount of light(свет).